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YAOI DAY – Celebrate Enthusiastically With Porn

It’s YAOI day! That’s right, the day when young men close up their windows and lock up their doors lest roaming herds of fujoshi and fudanshi slash them with their cute older brothers. It’s been a wild year for YAOI including triumphs, annoyances, a major publisher closing down, Amazon being dicks via the kindle and Akagi love pillows.




We all want one, Kaiji. You’re not alone.

But more importantly, YAOI day is about appreciation. Appreciation for sexy manly bodies writhing against other, sexy manly bodies, gratuitous male fanservice and boys in cute skirts.




I said MANLY bodies, not crabs. But seafood is fine too~

As a frantic reader and consumer of YAOI in text form, I would like to offer a list of some of the best fanfiction I’ve come across in the many years I’ve been reading it. In celebration of handsome men being molested, sit back, relax and enjoy some great reads. Oh yes, and all of these are either entirely composed of, or overwhelmingly composed of, steaming hot smut.




This is not for the kids, folks.



Death Note – LxLight

Death Note has become one of the holy representatives of YAOI doujinshi, slash and fanart to the screaming dismay of any straight fans in the fandom. (Dohoho…) An ENORMOUS fandom full of mostly utter shit due to the youth of the fanwork producing individuals, it also hides amazing hidden gems. Death Note was at heart, a thinking person’s series and certain amazing fanworks certainly live up to that particular distinction.

Coexistence Is Boredom

Poison Apple

A Tithe To Hell




Bleach – EveryonexIchigo and then some…

While I’m not much of a fan of Bleach outside of a few specific characters, I did stumble across some scorching hot fanfiction by a very talented writer. Some stories are sweet, sexy, or painful but they all describe an excellent sense for character, smutty atmosphere and delicious pornographic action.

Sex And Football

Home Video Hook Ups




Neon Genesis Evangelion – KaworuxShinji

I can’t say much about this pairing without becoming a little teary eyed. More known for its PG-13 slash than explicit material, this pairing also produces far more in doujinshi than written word. However, I did stumble across one particular fanfic that was very well written and perfectly embodies the strange, disjointed relationship Shinji has with Kaworu in the manga. It may be a single serving, but it’s well worth it.

Fever In The Day




Mirage of Blaze – NaoexTakaya

Another single serving fanfic for an intensely interesting fandom. But boy, does this one deliver! Mirage of Blaze is a BL light series that revolves around reincarnated teenagers in historical Japan. It’s a tear jerker and will leave you ruined if you have a soul – and if you don’t, you’ll probably find it pretty dumb. In any event, the unresolved sexual tension is fifty foot deep in canon, and one particular author decided to resolve it – in the most erotic way possible.

The Echo Of Memories Unforgotten




Star Trek – SpockxKirk

And of course, who can talk about YAOI day without recognizing the creators of slash fanfiction in the West. I made a post about Star Trek already and linked a few archives. If you don’t want to go searching, here are some of the best ones I’ve found.

Cosmic Fuck <-- one of the first Star Trek slash stories in the fandom! Holy crap!

Secret Vulcan Mating Rituals

Whiskey And Chocolate

Surrender

The Ending Has Not Yet Been Written

Happy YAOI day everyone! And while you’re at it, why not enjoy some classic YAOI anime like Legend of the Blue Wolves, Level-C, Song of the Wind and Trees, Zetsuai/Bronze and Boku No Sexual Harassment?




Mmm mmm…that’s some fine corn on the cob.

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Fandom Fap – Harry Potter Fanfiction And Why It’s Awesome

While busily writing fanfiction I decided not to post too much to give myself a little break. But with the looming release of the final Harry Potter movie, I thought it might be nice to revisit the fandom and offer up some recommendations.

So with all the thousands of recommendation sites including one entirely labeled by grace of various kinks, what does this one have to offer that others don’t? I will sum it up in three words – exceptionally high standards. (Dohohoho!)

The Harry Potter fandom is HUGE and has some of the best writers I’ve ever seen grace fandom and fanworks in general. I’m honestly a little detached from the art side of things since with a book I prefer to imagine (and that also explains why I’m not terribly fond of the movies), but with regards to fanfiction I have put on enormous hip waders diving into hoards of utter shit to find good writing. So in lieu of putting just fanfics I like, which is all well and good, I wanted to put fanfics I liked and found pretty incredible. And I can also promise you that these are all in character, or if not in character so well characterized you don’t even care.

But what’s a fandom round up without a little help from images? Boring shit, that’s what. So please enjoy the fruits of my hours and hours of scouring and searching on the web for some of the best HP fanfiction out there (in my opinion, please don’t forget). Hopefully even for you hardened veterans I’m bringing to light some older fanfics or overlooked gems. Tread carefully, as these all have adult themes and some of them are outright kinky or explicit.

Pairing: Sirius/Remus




The Maddest House

A story about Sirius taking a small (and adorable) Harry in as his own son, and various shennanigans that result from looking after the Hero of the wizarding world. This is an overall feel good fic, with great writing and excellent characterization of Sirius and Remus with laugh out loud moments.

Stealing Harry

Another story about Sirius and Remus as a couple raising Harry as their own, with an adorable and outright funny twist. Excellent stories concerning every major canon character here, with superb writing and an enjoyable pace.




Pairing: Snape/Harry

In Between Days

Severus Snape is a difficult sell in fanfiction because it’s so easy to characterize him badly. Throw in Harry and you have a full blown recipe for disaster. But In Between Days will sell even the most reluctant fanfiction fan into the pairing to end all rivalry pairings, it’s probably the best Snape fanfic I’ve ever read. Written late enough to include some major twists in canon, it has superb characterization, scorching hot sex scenes and a believable Harry being taken advantage of by a believable Snape. I honestly liked the ending of the fanfic far more than the ending to the actual books. It’s excellent reading and keeps you on the edge of your seat until the very last part.

Snape: The Home Fries Nazi

Yes that does sound like a complete crack!fic but I can assure you – it really isn’t. Take the most out of character scenario you can imagine, keep it in character. Add interesting, fully fleshed out locations with interesting minor characters and you have what is, in my opinion, one of the best humor fics in the fandom. It’s touching, sexy and sad in all the right ways, and despite the totally unusual circumstances, it sells you on each and every one of them.




Pairing: Lucius/Harry

An Eye For An Eye

Outside of mpreg, I think my next favorite kink has to be forced marriage. Throw two character together in a situation as kinky as it is unlikely and I’ll be there. Lucius entraps Harry in a marriage and uses his sexual wiles to entrap him further. It includes mpreg (briefly mentioned) and kinky sex, which pretty much means this is on the top of my list for recs of the shameless porn variety.

A World Not So Black Nor White

The premise for this story – Harry as a rent boy – is assumed to be dark and painful but this particular story turns the assumption around and makes you believe in an impossible romance. The situation is set up realistically and you’ll chew your nails from anxiety during every painful event that leads Harry into the lap of Lucius Malfoy. I thought it was tastefully handled despite essentially being a rape/humiliation fanfic. I enjoyed it immensely, and if you’re into the Lucius/Harry pairing for the romance, this one won’t disappoint.




Pairing: Harry/Ron

Two Households, Both Alike In Dignity

While I’m not fond of the Ron/Harry pairing and it pretty much sends me screaming into the hills, I enjoyed this story despite that because of the additional plot points: Harry is a Slytherin and he lives with Sirius and Remus. There is also an enormous, spooky old house that their family renovates and it adds so much interest, flavor and color to the story I couldn’t help but enjoy every page. While not explicit in the slightest, there is plenty of romance both for Harry/Ron shippers and Sirius/Remus and like any good story, the situation of their lives is far from a perfect ideal. Misunderstandings, emotional distance and dysfunction abounds in the most glorious of ways, lending a much needed humanity and drama to what some shippers call the ‘perfect’ pairing.

Pairing: Harry/Draco

Wolf

The Harry/Draco pairing is ubiquitous and overwhelming in the Harry Potter fandom and I find myself looking for fanfiction that does something different and really strikes out from ordinary fair. Wolf was the fanfic I had been looking for all my time in fandom that I didn’t even know I wanted, until I read it. Harry is the Hogwarts bicycle in this one, and literally everyone gets a ride – but that’s part of the reason the story becomes so compelling. For all of Harry’s romantic tumbles he finds it difficult to connect outside of one person. And even that particular romance is questionable. Harry also has a drug problem, a case of lycanthropy and a tendency to emotionally mind fuck anyone he has a relationship with. The ending is also fantastic, heart warming and heart breaking all at once. This proves that you can take the most ridiculous premise and make something stunning out of it when the writing is just -that good-.

A Proper Place For All Things

This story shows you the power of a small idea and how a good writer can make it feel very large with only a few words. A single one shot that perfectly describes the early dynamic of a Harry/Draco relationship, it’s smoldering, sexy and swimming in the elements that make an IC fanfic so great.

There are numerous fanfics I’d love to add to this list and a plethora of work to choose from in Harry Potter and they all are quite good for various reasons. In lieu of making a post a mile long, I found some rec lists that may help adventurous souls in their search for quality fanfiction. There’s one for Mpreg, another for forced marriage still more for werewolves, a magical creature list and for optimum weird a males birthing litters list. Prancing Voldemort thinks it’s SUPER KAWAII.

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